Thursday 24 January 2008

For Women Only


We all suffer from PMT from time to time, even the most optimistic of us. One minute the world seems like a fairytale, as all goes swimmingly well in our perfect little bubbles.


But watch out, because 30 seconds later...terror dooms.


Uncontrollable anger, rage and frustration take over us as the evil hormones race up and down our bodies. You find it increasingly difficult to contain yourself, as it builds up to you flipping and lashing out over nothing.


Your blood is boiling and you find yourself being angry, so angry...but why? It is usually our nearest and dearest who recieve the brunt of it. You can see them thinking "stroppy cow," and that you have gone insane.



We haven't. We are only human - female ones at that. What can we do about it? We could warn everyone around us for a start. Tell everyone not to go near us for a few days every month? Then maybe the world would be a better place.


According to netdoctor, we need to eat low fat and high fibre foods to reduce PMT. Vitamin B6 is also supposed to help, as well as regular exercise. But don't worry, give it five minutes and you will be back in your perfect little bubble again.


Let's hope next month is a better one.

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